Monday, December 29, 2008

a recipe for pain

1 particularly virulent norovirus strain

18 hours without food due to said virus

4 hours sleep deprivation thanks to a certain 2 year old whom today woke the entire house at 5am by pounding on her door & screaming, which only ended when her mother opened the door & loudly said,"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?"

5 oz. of wanting to spend quality time with Boy before he leaves for Albania


combining these factors will result in:
1 fainting incident at the National Crime & Punishment Museum
2 cut lips from hitting the floor pretty hard
1 little brother who thought i was dead from a brain aneurysm

lesson learned: even if your brother really wants to go to a museum, if you are that sick, he'll probably have more fun without you

2 comments:

A Frost said...

Okay that is a crazy story.I am glad to see that you are okay. I still think you should tell everyone that you were practicing for new years eve and may have gotten carried away.

More Bacon said...

boy must be some sort of genius--brain aneurysm is his diagnosis? Mine would've been like, wow...she seems to have some problem...