Friday, March 26, 2010

PSA

dear men,

you should not have fingernails longer than mine. it is disgusting and makes me think you have a drug problem. if you play guitar, as you all claim to, only the right thumb is acceptable. how can you even play with those ridiculously long nails on your left hand? your long nails are dangerous. they could scratch someone. or, they could prove so distracting that when i am supposed to be helping teach a missionary lesson, i cannot pay attention for the first 20 minutes of the lesson because i am too busy staring at your hands with disgusted fascination. please cut them. immediately.

affectionately yours,
a concerned citizen


Thursday, March 11, 2010

three and a half weeks

i decided to give something up for Lent this year. after careful consideration, i realized online television is probably my biggest vice. i spend hours with Hulu every week. hours.

so, its been a few weeks and i have been much more productive than normal. so much so that i'm running out of things to do. Lent lasts a long time. the next three and a half weeks are going to be hell.

Monday, March 1, 2010

the olympics are over

and this is how i feel about it: