Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Sochi


Bob is back, y'all. Let's recall that in Vancouver, Bob struggled with outfit coordination and in London his makeup was approximately one inch thick. He seems to have worked those issues out in Sochi. Or we just haven't noticed because Bob Costas's pink eye is American biggest Olympic star this year. Yes, Sochi, that seeming disaster of a city, gave our beloved Bob an eye infection so severe he could no longer read the teleprompter. Last night the anchor desk featured Matt Lauer, ending Bob's 26 year streak as Olympic anchor. It is a tragedy of Olympic proportions.