you should not have fingernails longer than mine. it is disgusting and makes me think you have a drug problem. if you play guitar, as you all claim to, only the right thumb is acceptable. how can you even play with those ridiculously long nails on your left hand? your long nails are dangerous. they could scratch someone. or, they could prove so distracting that when i am supposed to be helping teach a missionary lesson, i cannot pay attention for the first 20 minutes of the lesson because i am too busy staring at your hands with disgusted fascination. please cut them. immediately.
affectionately yours,
a concerned citizen
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! frickin nast...but hilarious post! :D
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