chatting with my mother

the other day i was looking through my g-chats with my mom, trying to find something. instead, i noticed two common themes in our conversations:

1. my mother neglects me:

me: hi mom

mmmmmoooooooooommmmm

why are you neglecting me?

me: mom, aren't you happy about Obama?

Mom: hmmmm, How is your Xanax titer?

me: ha ha

i don't need it anymore

i didn't actually get to take any since you never got me some

Mom: self-reliance is better.

me: :(

Xanax is probably more fun

2. i want my mother to make me some food:

me: mom, i'm so hungry

are you making my dinner?

Mom: oh, well, i was sending emails.... hmmmm.... i know you don't like ham, which i have plenty of.... how about yummy Thai chicken bake with rice?? love, mom

me: no, i ate that yesterday

Mom: we often eat things 2 days in a row here.

and i can also offer you a lasagna.

anyway, we could look thru the freezer and see if anything appeals to you.

:)

me: i will eat lasagna if you make it for me

Mom: i had soup for lunch. what did you have?

me: i had candy

me: go cook my dinner, mom!

me: hmmm... it is cooking!! :)

me: ha ha

3. the best: neglect + food:

me: AAAAAAA help help help! i'm being attacked!!!

only a freshly baked caked will remedy this situation

better get on that ASAP

me: CAKE!

mom

mom

Mom: Nope!

me: mom

mom

mom

why are you neglecting me?

Mom: because this is the time I can get caught up with my email. when you are out of town, I will talk to you during this time! Love, Mom

(good night)

*i particularly enjoy how she shuts me down in the last one. she knows me well