Northwest Adventure Part 2: Random People

as SSG & i were waiting for the bus one day, a man will long dreadlocks approached us and said,

Do you have an Eastern European email address?

Ummm, no

Would you like one?

No

You don't want an Eastern European email address?

No

the conversation went on for a while & also included these gems:

Do you want to buy textiles and handbags in Texas? We could take Amtrak or Greyhound.

You don't want to by handbags in Texas?

Which one is the artist?

once we were on the bus, an adorable old man boarded. he was wearing nice pants & a wool suit jacket, a textured wool tie, and a baseball cap, vans, & a diamond stud earring. he was an interesting contradiction. as he boarded, an old lady said loudly, "hi boyfriend, how are you?" they proceeded to flirtatiously discuss betty davis movies. it was kinda weird to watch the whole encounter.